Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: Edinburgh, UK
|Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject:
|Don't know if I've already told this one, but nevermind:
A man walks into a chemist's shop, and wanders up the the girl behind the counter.
"I'm looking for some contraceptives for my 12 year old daughter" he says to the assistant.
The assistant behind the counter looks somewhat surprised by this, and asks "Is your daughter sexually active, sir?" as politely as she can to the customer.
At this the man looks a little annoyed, and blurts out "No, she just fucking lies there like her mother."